Layman's Report by Eugene Marten

Author:Eugene Marten [Marten, Eugene]
Language: eng
Format: epub, azw3
Tags: Layman&#x2019, s Report
ISBN: 9781938604287
Publisher: Dzanc Books
Published: 2013-07-19T04:00:00+00:00

“Thank you for calling National Engineering, Inc. All lines are busy. At the tone, please leave your name, number, and a detailed message, and someone will get back to you as soon as possible.”

[Tone.]

[Hangs up.]

[Tone.]

[Breathing.]

[Tone.]

“Fuck you Heil Hitler.”

[Tone.]

[Squealing sound.]

[Tone.]

“This is for Fred. Hi, Fred, this is Sue at Jiffy Cleaners & Tailors? Your clothes are ready. One suit, one shift, two sweaters, one comforter. We couldn’t do much with the ink but we talked about that, okay? We’re open Monday through Friday, nine to six, and Saturday, ten to five. Okay, thank you.”

[Tone.]

[Hangs up.]

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